ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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