So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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