Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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