singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
Your cock deserves a montage
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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