you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
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