Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
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I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
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I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
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We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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