So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
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When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
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I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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