wanna go halves on a baby?
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
it's like iHOP with fire
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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