i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
These tits shall not be calmed
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
Randomize
