hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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