Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
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