she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
