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• (314): View more from Missouri

  So I went on a date with this girl...and whos our waitress? My girlfriend got a second job she didn't tell me about to afford my bday present.

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• (571): View more from Virginia

  is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love

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• (636): View more from Missouri

  Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.

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• (574): View more from Indiana

  I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco

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• (435): View more from Utah

  Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.

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• (805): View more from California

  You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!

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• (845): View more from New York

  I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?

  (319): View more from Iowa

  will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?

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• (917): View more from New York City

  That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool

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• (204): View more from Manitoba

  I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia

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