So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
These People Are The Epitome of Lazy
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Disturbing Scenes People Witnessed As Children
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself