Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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