Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
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He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
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This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
We smell like vodka and hangover
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize