so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
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