dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
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This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
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Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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