WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
