I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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