Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
