My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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