Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
We left an ass print on the piano.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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