we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
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does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
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It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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