what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
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