who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
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