Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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