You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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