i just found a plastic monkey in my sweatshirt pocket
Umm I had a plastic mermaid in my pants......
Really
You win
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
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They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
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Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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