So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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