nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
it's like iHOP with fire
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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