Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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