I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
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I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
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It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
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