dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
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