Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
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something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
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I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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