whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
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Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
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You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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