It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
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At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
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I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
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