We won't sleep together?
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
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I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
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just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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