so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
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