i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Randomize
