this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
We have started to decorate penises.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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