All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Mike is offhisass drunk and just sat down next to my sister and said "If you gained 30 pounds and stopped reading poetry, I would be attracted to you. Now, your little sister, attractive, even though she's basically the same person as you- she just pulls it off better because she's 15."
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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