Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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