Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
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I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
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He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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