Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
is wine microwaveable?
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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