I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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