it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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