I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
should my penis look like a turkey
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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