I don't think brook has ever known best
Banned from zoo.
Again?
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
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i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
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She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
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