Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
Randomize
