She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
I party with great urgency now.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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