Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
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He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
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It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
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