wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
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all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
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Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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