is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
Randomize
