THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
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Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
He? As in you personified your dick?
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I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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